Running with Scissors

Read May 2009.
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The Scoop: A memoir by Augusten Burroughs (American). Published by Picador USA in 2002, adapted for film in 2006. Four weeks on New York Times bestseller list.

The Ingredients: Brief insight into childhood spent with dramatic mother (poetess and chain-smoker), aloof father (math professor at UMass and alcoholic), and dog named Cream. Turbulent adolescent period of divorced parents and kooky Dr. Finch (psychiatrist to Burroughs' mother). Bizarre lifestyle with the Finch household with minimal rules/structure, off-the-wall (some, literally) characters, and his mother's romantic escapades and psychotic episodes.

Serves: Adult audience. Contains detail of sexual encounters, both hetero- and homosexual, and other mature content. Occasional strong language.

Chapter 1 - Something Isn't Right: "My mother is standing in front of the bathroom mirror smelling polished and ready; like Jean Nate, Dippity Do and the waxy sweetness of lipstick." [4/5 An intriguing and vivid opening line.]

Result: I had wanted to read Running with Scissors for a long time because it got such rave reviews when it came out and it sounded intriguing, and admittedly, my review is not going to differ much. To risk sounding cheesy, Burroughs' memoir took me on an emotional roller-coaster as I attempted to put myself in his shoes and imagine experiencing all that he did (and his detailed writing makes it easy to do so). At times I was envious of all the adventure and disorder of his adolescence - it seems so romantic and glamorous in a way. But with every seeming upside to his life (running around in a household doing as he pleases, staying home from school, and a spontaneous best friend), there is a dramatic downside, making me grateful for the order and stability I had growing up and leaving me wondering how he dealt with all of it. But it's clear Burroughs dealt (and continues to deal) with the insanity that was his childhood with humor - twisted, unrestrained, and raucous. His ability to transport the reader into the heat of the action had me not just laughing, but also writhing and aching for this young teenager in his (numerous) moments of pain and discomfort. I read the majority of the book in a day - its momentum had a hold on my attention and imagination. After finishing, I had the urge to write my own memoir, and pondering what it'd be like, it simply paled in comparison to Running with Scissors and left me wishing I could recount memories with Burroughs' wicked sense of humor and honesty. [3.5/5 Might not read it again or purchase it for keeps, but piqued my interest enough to check out other works by Augusten Burroughs and possibly the movie, which he helped write and produce.]